Like, oh my gosh!
She spoke dude!
Oh, please like speak again, wondrous angel, because you are
As gnarly as this night, being like, over my head,
You're like a totally winged messenger from God or something,
Who like everyone looks at, with their way wandering eyes
Like, wishing for you to look back down at them
As you run around on the like, clouds, and float around in the air
Oh Romeo, Romeo. Like, why do they call you Romeo?
Denounce your father and your name, or something;
Or, if you won't like do that, just be my lover,
And I'll be the one to like, denounce my name?
Dude... should I keep listening? Like, or should I say something?
Its only like, your name that is my enemy? You know?
You are like, just yourself, even if you weren't a Montague?
Like, what exactly is a Montague? It's not a hand, like, a foot,
An arm, or even a face. You know?
Oh, please like, have some other name that belongs to man?
What is in a person's name? It doesn't like really matter,
You can totally call a rose something else but it still smells way good.
So, why not the same thing with like, Romeo? If he wasn't called Romeo,
Would he still be as like, Betty for me as with his name?
Romeo, like, lose your name; and instead of it,
Which is like no part of you, take all of me?
I'll like, take your word for it. You know?
Just call me your love and its like I'm totally born again;
From now on; I will never like, be called Romeo again!
Dude, like, who are you, in this dark night,
Who would like totally sneak up on me during my way private thoughts?
Dude... I don't know how to call myself anymore. You know?
My own name is disgusting to me like, now, dear love
Because its my name that is like, your bogus enemy.
If I had it like, written down, I would totally tear it up.
I've barely heard like, anything from you,
But I know your voice? Dude, aren't you Romeo Montague?
As if! I'm not, if you don't like him.
Like, how did you get here, and from where?
The walls around this orchard are like, way high and hard to climb dude,
And like, considering who you are, you would be totally killed,
If any of my family found you here. You know?
Dude, I like, made it over here with the wings of love;
There aren't any walls that can like, hold love out,
Because with love, you can like, do anything?
Therefore your bogus family members cannot stop me.
Dude, if they see you, they will like, majorily kill you.
Pssh, there's like, more danger in your eyes
Than in twenty of their totally bogus swords! As long as you are beautiful,
I am like, way protected against their hate.
I wouldn't, for everything in like, the world, let them find you.
I also have the killer shadows to hide me from them;
If you did not love me, then I would like, want them to find me.
Dude, it would be better to be killed by them
Than to live without your love?
What-ever... Like, who told you how to get here?
It was love that like, way helped me find you.
He gave me like, directions and I gave him eyes?
I am not a like, traveler; but if you were on the shore of the farthest sea,
I would go and find you. You know?
You know my face is like, way hidden by the shadows;
If you could like, see my face you'd see I'm totally blushing
About what you've heard me say tonight?
Dude, I would gladly think about formalities; very gladly
Take back like, what I've said; but who needs good manners? You know?
Do you like, totally love me? I know you will say 'yes';
And I will totally believe you. But even if you like, swore that you did,
You could be lying for all I know? You know? At lover's like, assumptions
They say some guy named Jove laughs. Oh Romeo,
If you do love me, say it like truthfully.
Or if you think you have like, won me totally too quickly,
I'll totally scowl at you and say that I don't love you,
That way you could like, impress me normally; either way works for me?
Totally really, my love, I like you too much,
So you may think that my behavior is like bogus and stuff;
But if you like, trust me, I promise that I will be totally more true to you
Than the other people who only want to like, trick you.
I must say, I should have been more bogus with you
But I'm glad that you did like, hear me because you are my true love?
So please forgive me, and don't like trick me with your love,
That this like, bonus night has revealed or something.
Girl, I promise to you by the moon,
That makes all the tree tops like, gag me with a spoon ...
Like, don't promise by the moon, the way bogus moon,
It changes like, by the months in its orbit; I don't want our love like that?
Like, what should I promise to you by then?
Duh, like don't promise anything,
Or if you must, promise by your awesome self.
You are like the god of my admiration, and I totally believe you
Like, if you ...
Well, like don't promise anything? Even though I way like you,
I do not like this night. Its too rash, too like, bogus, too fast;
Too light lightning which is totally gone
Before like anyone can even say it was there or something!
Good night my love! This seed of like, love
By the gnarlyness of the summer breeze,
Should become a Betty flower the next time we like, see each other.
Good night, good night! I hope you rest as well as I will?
Dude like, are you going to leave me so unsatisfied?
What satisfaction can I like, possibly give you tonight?
Your like, hand in marriage?
I like, already gave you that, why do you need it again?
Why would you like, take it back?
Only so I could be like, way bonus to you and give it again. You know?
And yet, I already have like, everything I want.
My kindness is as stoked as the ocean, and my love just as major;
The more I like, give to you, the more I have, because both are unending?
Dude, I hear something in the house. Good bye my love!
Chill nurse! I'll be there like, fast? My love, be faithful to me
Just like, wait a second and I'll be right back
Oh, this is a killer night and stuff!
Dude, I'm like, afraid ... what if this is all a dream?
This is too perfect to be true or something ...
Only three words, Romeo, and like, totally good night?
If you weren't like, lying about marrying me, send me a letter tomorrow,
That's how I'll know when to like, totally go to you,
And where and when we are to be married or something;
I put all my hopes with like, you, Romeo, I'll go totally anywhere with you.
I'm coming, I'm coming! But if you don't really plan to marry me
I beg you ...
I'm like, coming! Just end your attempts to impress me or something
And leave me to my bogusness? I'll talk to you like tomorrow, love
I promise on my soul, we will?
Good night, like a bajillion times!
A bajillion times, like gag me with a spoon ... I want your attention!
Dude, love goes for love as like, schoolboys from their work;
But love from love, they go towards school with like, total reluctance.
Like, shut up! Romeo, shut up! You're going to wake up my way parents?
Use your voice to bring me to you again or something!
My voice would be as hoarse as Echo's from me like, saying "My Romeo!"
It's like, my soul that calls on my name or something?
How stoked our lover's voices sound at night,
Like the softest music to our ears! You know?
Like, what time will I see you tomorrow?
Not any later than 9:00 or something?
I will wait for you, even if it were like, 20 years?
So ... I just forgot why I called you back?
I'll just like, totally stand here until you remember.
I would forget on purpose or something just to have your company,
Which I love?
And I would totally stay too, to have you forget?
It's almost morning dude. I want you to go ...
But like, no farther than a little bird in a child's hand,
Like a poor prisoner to his evil string or something,
And I would like totally pull you back to me with the bogus string,
Taking like, your freedom back again or something?
Killer, if only I was your little bird.
I wish you were too. You know? But I would kill you with too much love.
Like, good night! Good night! Leaving you is like, way sweet sorrow
That I will totally say good night until it is tomorrow.
Like, sleep well my love, and be happy or something!
If only I too could like, sleep, which is so bonus!
But I must go to my gnarly friar's home,
To ask for help with our like, marriage.