Yo, listen up, you pesky seagull on my deck I'm Admiral Teach, the bard, and I'm here to wreck My guitar riffs spark like lightning at sea My mockery's so vicious, it's got a body count, you'll see Captain of chaos, master of the seas My crew of bones...

After we left the sea hags’ crusty old cave, we were off on a frosty treasure hunt, all bundled up and ready to track down an ice troll’s heart and a fancy young man from Neverwinter—like a super cold game of hide and seek! We wandered through the icy...

The Seattle Aquarium's usual cacophony of excited visitors has faded into a deep silence. The sun has long dipped below the horizon, casting twilight across the expanse of aquatic exhibits. You find yourself in a spacious, dimly lit tank, the heart of...

Welcome to Barovia's first annual Holiday Party! As your benevolent host, I will be providing you with a series of mirthful challenges to entertain myself and my thralls. I bestow upon each of you one gift-wrapped present before you begin, which you...

So, remember how we got dropped in the lake by that dragon last time? Ice bath aside, we'd made it to Caer-Dineval and plodded our cold, wet way to Geralda's shop. It’s Gunnar's mom's place, and like a treasure trove for locals – with a quirky twist!...

So, we were done with the Netherese Tower, which was weird but cool, and we headed back up to the surface. And remembered oh! Tonk the Chonk is with us, the cutest sled dog ever! Someone suggested eating him later, it was horrible. Okay, this might...

Dzann Dzann is a wizard who found the tower, though someone said he kind of sucked at his job. And then The Children killed him in Bryn Shander. The Frost Maiden apparently has a lot of children. Also, Dzann was a Red Wizard and worked for someone...